Yeah. Well. I finally logged on to IRC #moin and was able to get help from none other than Thomas Waldmann, one of the top developers of MoinMoin. The mutha freakin' works now! Funny, I almost never use IRC, like literally once every 2 or 3 years, when I have a problem that I can't solve by other means. This was one of them. Who da man? Don't mess with me!
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