Well... I made a decision.
I'll let my friend who came up with it explain: "Pyrite
. 'Cause people think they are getting your gold (data), but really it's gibberish to them. Fool's gold."
Quite a few updates as well, since I originally released it. All dialogs replaced with less-intrusive infobars and added basic symmetric openssl support as an alternative to gpg. New url: http://github.com/ryran/pyrite
.. updated screenshots in OP and of course at the repo page. Thanks to all those that took the time to give ideas!